Going down.

So I finally took the plunge and descended into descent... downwards.

Put it on my old computer because laptop don't feel like it is the place to game.
It's very descenty but with nicer graphics and robots that say 'Freeze' and then attack you instead of just attacking you like the original.
That's five years of progress going on there, people.
You can also go outside (in the game... I mean you can go outside yourself too, but that might lead to an encounter with a fat woman, which might lead to you being covered in butter and impaled by a giant toothpick... in the butt) which the game seems to make a big deal of.

One thing that is messed up though (in the butt) is the mouse control. To put it simply (in the butt) it's fucked. Keyboard controls work just like they used to so that is the way to go.

I've only played one mission so it's early days yet but so far it captures the feeling of Descent (in the butt) while adding that new game smell, new for 1999 anyway which is as new as I want to get.

Brett has a fine ass.